24 responses so far ↓

• 1 Joe // May 30, 2006 at 12:32 pm

  I thought it would be funny to buy it and then return it to you in San Jose this August, but I’m afraid Shoe might have a greater afffection for it

• 2 hammer // May 30, 2006 at 12:49 pm

  Is there a physical constant for the speed of the propagation of funny bullshit through the SEO industry?

  It seems faster than light — maybe faster than lint?

  Thanks, joe!

• 3 Joe // May 30, 2006 at 1:02 pm

  It is faster than the speed of light but I’m convinced we can make it faster.

  Part of me wonders what Shoe’s top bid is but with a Hummer in his garage and an army of Myspacers that love his affiliate ringtone links, I think he’s in for a few grand more than me

  Sorry to see the captain go.

• 4 hammer // May 30, 2006 at 1:46 pm

  So are the ladies, Joe. So are the ladies.

• 5 graywolf // May 30, 2006 at 3:22 pm

  Maybe Shoe is brewing some freaky Harry Potter potion in the back of his new hummer, and needs the mustache as a secret ingredient.

• 6 suntzu // May 30, 2006 at 7:47 pm

  Maybe Shoe is going to wear it like a toupee.

  Just kidding!

• 7 hammer // May 30, 2006 at 9:47 pm

  I can think of worse uses for it.

  o_O

• 8 Joe // May 31, 2006 at 6:54 am

  Now I’m just enjoying the bidding fight between Shoe and Gu.

  Never thought I’d see such a torrid fight over The Captain.

• 9 what? // May 31, 2006 at 8:01 am

  there’s no way “shoemoneymedia” is a real person. it even sounds fake. that’s just one of your multiple ebay personas that you’ve built up fake feedback for (although, damn, you’d think you would have given yourself some feedback - I’m not bidding on something from a 0 feedback loser). anyway, good luck trying to drive up the bidding and get a *real* bidder.

• 10 jackie // May 31, 2006 at 8:05 am

  hey, if i buy your mustache, will my sister meet adam sandler, too?

  i think you’ve outdone yourself with this one. although i think once carole sees her picture on e-bay, there’s going to be words.

• 11 Phantombookman // May 31, 2006 at 8:27 am

  It’s getting a lot of hits.
  Why not stick a ME page up there and link back to the blog, it may go viral.
  Seems a waste of potential link bait

• 12 hammer // May 31, 2006 at 9:53 am

  what?, Shoemoneymedia is completely real and completely awesome. How dare you, sir. I demand satisfaction.

  jackie, oh man. You’ve got to call her and tell her ASAP. BuyMyMoustache.com!

  Phantom, I guess I didn’t think it through. Other than: Step 1: grow moustache. Step 3: Profit!

  I’ll throw up some links directly.

• 13 Phantombookman // May 31, 2006 at 10:24 am

  Dax
  just seen the link, that could potentially get the auction pulled.
  The ME page is OK, but links in auctions are iffy

• 14 Joe // May 31, 2006 at 10:26 am

  Phantombookman, I’m really certain you don’t want to use the words moustache and viral together.

  Dax, you may have stumbled upon an untapped industry. Imagine an army of moustache growers ready to supply you with fresh product every 2 months or so. At least write an ebook about it~!

• 15 hammer // May 31, 2006 at 10:39 am

  Shoot. I don’t think I can pull that stuff off the page.

• 16 bloggaru // Jun 1, 2006 at 3:20 pm

  i give about 50/50 odds that golden palace will buy this, and 50/50 odds that some other online casino buys it and pumps the PR!

• 17 ShoeMoney // Jun 1, 2006 at 9:51 pm

  It doesnt matter cause Greg is going to come and snipe it at the last minute =P

• 18 hammer // Jun 1, 2006 at 11:33 pm

  Or he’ll trick me into a Beer Friday tomorrow and steal it after I pass out under my desk.

  Btw, shoemoney, you win the prize for the 1,000th shoemoney comment or trackback posted today! Congratulations!

  Kidding. That contest is fucking sweet.

• 19 Shoemoney // Jun 4, 2006 at 8:03 pm

  hrmmm I got a notice today that all my bids were canceled.. whats going on

• 20 hammer // Jun 4, 2006 at 9:40 pm

  Just found out about it and posted. eBay canceled it because I had a link to this page.

  Shit. Sorry. Thanks for sending it out, Shoe!

• 21 Shoemoney // Jun 5, 2006 at 8:46 am

  sucks dude… was going to be interesting who would end up with The Capt.

• 22 hammer // Jun 5, 2006 at 9:22 am

  I know! Goddammit. It was also going to be interesting to see how I fucked up my face while trying to get it off intact.

• 23 Warren // Feb 16, 2007 at 8:12 pm

  Any chance of getting the moustache still? Have a fancy dress do very soon and been searching for a tash.

  I’m actually lookin for einstein type tashe (u know rough look) but captain could do as well

• 24 Warren // Feb 16, 2007 at 8:13 pm

  Any chance of getting the moustache still? Have a fancy dress do very soon and been searching for a tash.

  I’m actually lookin for einstein type tashe (u know rough look) but captain could do as well

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